Pyjamas are cosy, but sometimes they get in the way.

Would you rather this was my hand caressing your body, or your hand on mine?

Time for my long-overdue #introduction

I'm a kinky pansexual guy in my mid-20s, living in the hellscape that is the UK. I'm a switch - usually more on the dominant side, but sometimes fierce women make me melt.

I'm a tech nerd, and my job involves doing cursed shit to computers - but this account isn't about that!

I love sharing pics of my body, and maybe someday I'll show off what I do to other people's bodies 😈

Likes: #bdsm #bondage #Shibari #ImpactPlay #BratTaming

Damn, this pic came out better than expected.

The only thing missing is for someone cute to cum on me 🤤

For someone who doesn't like eye contact much, I sure do love eye contact

you know what they say, the armpits are the windows to the soul

:bing: how to make catboy behave???

Anyone know which pet stores sell catboys?

(asking for a friend)

chastity subs can have a little Mr Brightside, as a treat.

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(cumming out of their cage)

doing lines of coffee powder in the bathroom

tripping on caffeine rn

I woke up horny this morning and I am *still* horny. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

livestreaming installing arch on my twinkpad

(nude but with laptop covering strategic areas)

(I will almost certainly never do this but it's fun to think about nonetheless)

lenowo twinkpad

*crowd booing*

*objects thrown onto stage*

ligature balls