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Yes my username is both a dick joke -and- an InfoSec joke.

That's the kind of horny nerd I am.

So uh, the lizard men from she-ra are pretty cute.

That's common knowledge though right?

You can just be a fox girl online if you want. No one can stop you.

Does anyone else like when the hot Mormons show up at your door?

"👀" is "owo" for people who aren't furries change my mind

Affection/kinda horny 

terrible 

don't worry dude. vampires can't cum unless they're invited. what? no the rule is cumming in general. what do you mean by "cum in"? what are they cumming in

Today I've realized that Instagram doesn't sort posts by timestamp, but instead by some weird-ass "importance" algorithm.

That finally explains why I keep missing posts from my friends, thinking there's no new content, because some "influencer's" photo keeps blocking the top of my feed for hours or even days.

You literally had one job Instagram...

hrt 

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THICC.HORSE -- Lewd not rude!

Body positivity, LGBTQIA+, Furry, horny on main!

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