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‼️COLUBUS OHIO‼️ let’s put names to these faces of the piss boiz with br¡en James today from the drag shOw lifted from IG.

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This summer the beach is gonna get whatever body I fucking have

college football 

welp the committee isn't going to have an easy time lmao. we'll see how this Big Ten game goes

funny meme with actual history kinda ruining it 

oh nooooo
apparently the Romans, for all of their recorded history regarded January as the first month, but they ~assumed~ that March was originally the first month, which is why the months were off. but there's no record from that early of Roman history, incuding for later Romans. so nobody knows exactly but it's guessed that march was the first. what an unsatisfying answer.

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funny meme with actual history kinda ruining it 

but, actually, the numbering wasn't exactly off, because the year didn't start in January. the year was considered to start in Spring, with March as the first month. which would make quintilus/July the fifth month, through to December being the tenth month and everything works out. why January is the first month now I don't know to be honest. probably the pope.

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funny meme with actual history kinda ruining it 

I just saw this shared. didn't want to ruin that person's fun, but the real history is interesting (I think, anyway).
it's a common myth that Julius Caesar added the months July and August, messing up the numbering system. This isn't true. The months already existed as quintilus and sextilus, they were just renamed to iulius and augustus. so the numbering was off before Caesar.

i wrote this because I was listening to Hissing Fauna are you the Destroyer. I love the recs though, keep them coming

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the ideal music mix alternates between party anthem, chill beats, and ominous. Sometimes in the same song.

silly lewd joke 

(not a true story, unfortunately)

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silly lewd joke 

me: I went out last night, I was mostly looking to suck some dick
partner: oh yeah? did you have a good time?
me: I did, it was a very--
partner: don't say it.
me: SUCC-cessful evening
partner: ...i hate you

lewd 

i'm not even horny i just wanna suck some tittie ya know?

my review of call me by your name (lewd, spoilers?) 

like, the venn diagram of "foot fetish scene", "fruit fucking scene" and "actually a good movie" Call me by your name is the one movie in the overlap of all three

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my review of call me by your name (lewd, spoilers?) 

probably the best movie i've ever seen that has a fruit-fucking scene in it

horny 

looking to slob on some knob

slur (kinda) in image, joke related to slur 

when the gays in my phone make polls, i become a

cigs 

days like these make me wish i still smoked

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disassemble the tanks given to cops and use them to build armed personal tanks for disabled people, complete with a cannon they can use to blast ablists and ada-noncompliant architecture

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Bex Strip Game round 3 - Nudity 

Round two was a success, But only barely!

Keep in mind that every round have slightly higher engagement targets than the previous. So engagement is required to unlock the next round!

Reach the engagement targets to strip of items of clothing.
The next item is Bex's bra!

#NSFWart #illustration #digitalart #drawing #oc #art #cartoon #mastoart

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scarlet/violet starter evo hrt shitpost 

egg vs 2 years hrt, transfem nb version

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