Trying to workshop a Korps superpower based on a thing I learned about just last night: Sporopollenin, the most chemically-inert biopolymer known to science.

Trash-brain: "But... how to make it horny? 🤔 "

Shush you.

This may not stay my main instance upon reflection, as it seems like not everybody's toots are loading onto my timeline?

Comrades affectionately manhandling each other's junk.

They were told to seize the means of reproduction.

>"Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Who cares, I'm hot either way."

LoZ's Sheik is peak nonbinary goals, tbh.

Contrary to popular belief, slime girls do in fact engage in BDSM; you just have to be more imaginative about it.

Sure the usual corporal punishments don't work, but you could, for example, throw them into an industrial pastry mixer to beat them up a little (lovingly, ofc. <3)

Restraint is difficult, but judicious application of low temperatures can congeal and immobilize even the most belligerent slime-morph. You might want to invest in some thick gloves, tho <3

"Nice dick, is it for sale?"

If I die young, donate my penis to some deserving transmasc person in need of GRS. They already proved transplants are viable and can be done. 😤

Goddamnit somebody's doing a YCH auction that hits a Very Specific Macro Button for me and its got me sweating 👀 💦

https://twitter.com/MeadowDragons/status/1281066664164052992

Thanks to a prompt from Flailmorpho, I spontaneously decided what flavour of goo-morph I want to be (and by extension, what color.)

From the makers of Big Fat Greek Wedding comes Beefy Gay Greek Wife

I just started playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey last night and so far all I've accomplished is wanting Kassandra to step on me tbh. 💦

I'm more of a "weed horny" than "drunk horny" tbh. Alcohol just makes me sleepy and clumsy tbh.

The advantages of being data: just print whatever you wanna wear directly on your... surfaces.

https://twitter.com/uWotinFokM8/status/1262915695219814401

Cockslaps are good actually. 😳💦