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Ok, time! Hi y'all, I'm Kytty, and this is my lewd alt :3

I'm 24, leftist, , , , , , and pretty ;)

Hoping to show off the beautiful body estrogen has blessed me with! Please flirt with me about it - or just about me being cool. Poly, partnered, not looking.

Outside of lewdness, I spend a lot of time trying to make the world work better. If you don't share a generally progressive vision of what a better world looks like, please don't follow.

AI, "pro"gramming, coding 

Gotta say, I'm really impressed with openAI's new ChatGPT model! In a full day of using it yesterday to help with a project I've been working on, I got as much done as if I'd put in a whole hour of work on my own!

primal kink, embarrassment 

My Huntress @MissNerd stole my phone and she's posting on my mastodon now! I hope she's not saying anything embarrassing like I'm adorable and special and the sweetest prey she's ever had the luck of tasting <3

sportsball (hockey), statistics goof, capitalism is stupid 

(here goes operation "attract employers by being lewd on the internet but also weirdly proficient with tech!")

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getting ready to take some sexy photos? did you:

• clean the room
• at least the parts of it that are in frame
• kick the cats out
• also the parts of it that might show up in reflections
• change the sheets
• kick the cats out *again*
• lint-roll the sheets
• conceal any personally identifying information (PII)
• update any embarrassingly out-of-date software on devices that are in frame
• …or in reflections
• set up lighting
• kick the cats out for hopefully the last time, oh god, they can open unlocked doors now?
• *lock the door*
• set up a stable camera mount
• forget what you were doing
• oh, right
• look at the camera preview and remember you're fucking hot

sportsball (hockey), statistics goof 

So I'm working on a hockey project for my capstone project in my course and in browsing things other analysts have done in the same general area, I came across an absolutely brilliant conclusion.
"The strongest correlation to winning games appears to be goal differential". Stats say if you score more points than other team then you likely win. Ok let's pack up we're done here.

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sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter 

[this actually happened to me, in 2019]

Cute girl: So. Before we proceed. How do you feel about Marx?
Me (nervous): Umm look I guess I'm a socialist but I don't really know enough about the political theory behind it
Her: ...
Me: I'm sorry
Her: ...
Her: Marks. Can I leave marks on your skin

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the kindest thing you can do for someone today is reply to one of their selfies and tell them that you think they're hot

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Uncovered breasts, Md/l 

Mommy was feeling nice this morning, and figured I'd share that with everyone here <3 How are you all today?

Denial, d/s, bulge, uncovered breasts, groping 

My Huntress has decided! Tomorrow, I may edge - while sitting in her lap. I'll try to make sure y'all get to see, too!

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bulge in panties 

Sometimes I want my dick small and soft for pictures, but then I start to think about people looking at the lewd pictures I'm taking and I get like this :floshed:

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Nsfw - Nude selfie 

Possibly the nicest pic of my ass that exists 👏🍑

nsfw, evil hypno concept 

Or another direction... "You don't need your ex's permission at all! You're free to cum however you like. And honestly it doesn't bother you
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 much that orgasms don't feel as good as they did when you were controlled. You can have them whenever you want! Isn't that good enough? With every orgasm, you're reminded of the rewards of being free from control. Yeah, the pleasure isn't as strong, but at least it's yours, right? Being controlled isn't actually better, is it?"

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nsfw, evil hypno concept 

Like... "You know that hypnosis can't make you do anything you don't want to do. So first, we need to figure out why you can't cum without your ex's permission. Tell me, are you aroused by the humiliation of having to ask? You are? Simple, then, what you want is to cum in humiliating ways. It doesn't have to involve your ex at all. As long as every time you cum, it's from being more humiliated than you were last time you came, you don't need anyone specific's permission."

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nsfw, evil hypno concept 

So I have an acquaintance who found herself accidentally conditioned to be unable to cum without an ex's permission. Luckily they're on decent terms, so she can just ask when she needs it - but that's hardly convenient. I, the friendly hypnotist, have offered to help next time we're hanging in person. I will, of course.

...but it's such a hot fantasy to figure out 𝑤ℎ𝑦 her mind made that association, and exploit it to make it even more humiliating for her

Denial, d/s, bulge, uncovered breasts, groping 

Selfies as required by Domme @MissNerd to earn edges later - one new, one old enough to feature an ex's foot. Feel free to demand more, I'm sure cleaning the house will give me lots of opportunities to be a needy, desperate little slut for y'all~

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Denial, D/s, needy 

@kytkat Oh I think you've had more than enough pleasure recently sweetheart <3 Maybe when I get home, if you've shown yourself off well enough here to prove how much you look like you need it, then we'll see~

Denial, D/s, needy 

No-vember diary day 26:
I've been really needy today... @MissNerd , after I've finished all my responsibilities for today may I please edge for a while? I promise I'll be a good girl, I just really want to~

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bulge in panties 

These are my favorite panties, I got them from Uniqlo, do you think they look good on me? :blobcatblush:

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I'm a 28 year old trans woman, enthusiast about all things sciencey and techy, heavily into studying game design and discussing the ways games are viewed and made. I have a special interest in socializing, which makes being a nervous autistic really weird, and facts about anything are super interesting to me. I'm also a sub leaning switch, however I have a decade's experience as a dominant. My mate is @kytkat, and I'm always happy to meet new people!

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