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terrible 

me, fucking your wife: oopsies i did a little cucky-wucky

I like my men like I like my cheese:

Farmstyle thick cut

Today I've realized that Instagram doesn't sort posts by timestamp, but instead by some weird-ass "importance" algorithm.

That finally explains why I keep missing posts from my friends, thinking there's no new content, because some "influencer's" photo keeps blocking the top of my feed for hours or even days.

You literally had one job Instagram...

hrt 

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into a cute monster

Partial nudity, not lewd 

Had a great time at the second annual Mastocon! Can't wait until next year. :) #Mastocon2019

i was gonna learn how to use paint.net but i just did this

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Irish werewolves are good boys

(NSFW text at the bottom of the picture)

Me growing up: Man I can't wait to be a normal per-

Brain: You're most attracted to an appendage that isn't a thing outside of fiction.

Me: Wh-

Brain: Muzzles are way cuter than human faces.

Me: Wait sto-

Brain: Nothing IRL does anything for you sry.

Me: Can I-

Brain: No

that FOSS Photoshop program- better name idea 

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Software
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The worst part of wordament is it not accepting DILF

The only min/max strats I want to hear is how you do your laundry detergent and fabric softener build

gamer thighs with programmer socks :skyhearteyes:

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Thicc Horse

THICC.HORSE -- Lewd not rude!

Body positivity, LGBTQIA+, Furry, horny on main!

(Currently) A small instance with active moderation.

  • No bigots or hate speech allowed
  • Sex positive
  • Body positive
  • LGBTQIA+
  • Furry
  • probably some thicc horses
    • (don't need to be thicc to join!)

This instance uses Mutant Standard emoji, which are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.