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My partner played Spyro without me and I missed seeing some of those handsome dragon men

So who's horny for the big dragons from Spyro? πŸ‰

I don't even know how to CW this? Men, aggression, sex Show more

I knew a guy named Jimmy, he works at a Fred Meyer and likes fucking older men on fishing trips. Sometimes they'd have to drop off some of the clothing he left behind (they'd return it freshly laundered πŸ˜‰). So when people say "that really rustled my jimmies" I cannot help but remember this fact.

Really thought I'd see more teratophilia on the fediverse. πŸ€·πŸ›ΈπŸ†

HEY, Y'ALL!

It's been a while, but I'm opening for commissions again! If you're interested, take your time to read over this journal and absorb everything, so you know what you're getting into!

🌲 furaffinity.net/journal/912496 🌲

(I'll probably make a better post tomorrow but I'm die)

*me feeling a little sad*
*Accidentally looks in mirror and notices my mascara*
Damn, how could anyone be sad with lashes like that!
πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―

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Jordan Peterson Show more

I - like those five dollar pizzas - am always hot and ready.

My clout is unarguable and totally real.

People use my name as their password because I'm so dear to their hearts ❀️

When you mention Yiffany Jones in conversation people always say "who is that? That can't be a real name", but it's an inside joke and they totally know who.

my partner is being an absolute mad-lad tonight.

First they listened to a comedy German barber quartet and then, now watching a dance theatrical performance of Full Metal Alchemist.

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Thicc Horse

THICC.HORSE -- Lewd not rude!

Body positivity, LGBTQIA+, Furry, horny on main!

(Currently) A small instance with active moderation.

  • No bigots or hate speech allowed
  • Sex positive
  • Body positive
  • LGBTQIA+
  • Furry
  • probably some thicc horses
    • (don't need to be thicc to join!)

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